*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
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IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
YOU DONT HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS ME, I SWEAR IM GONNA, respect the fact that you have your own brain and think differently to me
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HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
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arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal:
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me! | Monsters, Inc. OST
omfg
y e s
you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this
This makes me unimaginably happy
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#can we please talk about how Sandy fully intended to punch a child in the head
I laughed at this part so much when I first saw this X’D Still do.
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I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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| Americans: | YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU |
| meanwhile in Norway: | welcome to the fucking news |
| meanwhile in the UK: | dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!! |
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
(via naturepunx)
my little sister said i should get a job with tumblr staff to help pay for her going to college
and i was all like ‘hey i don’t have the skills to improve tumblr’
and she just looks me dead in the eye and says ‘it’s not like they do either’
i’m just sitting here in amazement like
so i just told her that this post has like seven thousand notes and she literally cackled like a disney villain
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That sad moment when you realize someone has unfollowed you
And you sit there staring at your follower list like:
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The Doctor cares.
This has given me an inexplicable need for a companion to carry the Doctor like this.
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weareallprostitutesandjunkies:
Behind the scenes of “Mary Poppins”
Adorbs
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